Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Getting Old...

Definitions:

Twenty Something - The cost of a sitter for Saturday night.

Fancy Restaurant -- One that serves cold soup on purpose.

College -- The four-year period when parents are permitted access to their telephone and computer at home.

Hors D'oeuvres -- A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.

Kissing -- A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.

Emergency Numbers -- Police station, Fire Department and Fast Food places that deliver.

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